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Octubre 27, 2005

La fortuna de Sadam (en serio)

Tenía que llegar. Los creadores de timos versión spam habían agotado la mina de la gran fortuna africana para engañar a los incautos. Lo que no esperaba es este prodigio de imaginación. Un supuesto periodista incrustado con las tropas norteamericanas en Ramadi ha encontrado una pequeña parte de la gran fortuna de Sadam: 25 millones de dólares en efectivo, en billetes de 100 dólares (numeración no correlativa, supongo).

Gracias a la colaboración de funcionarios corruptos de la ONU, puede sacar la pasta del país, pero necesita nuestra colaboración. ¿Quién se puede negar a echarle una mano por una mínima comisión?

El texto completo del email (cortesía de Antonio) más abajo.

I got your contact from the World Trade Organization directory of the US, Canada & European Union and I am very sorry to interrupt your peace Since you are not expecting to receive any mail from me. However, I was obliged to do so due to the importance and urgency of the message. I crave your indulgence, and want to reasure you that I mean well and that it is only for our mutual good. So please do not be embarrassed.

My name is Frank J. Smith, I am a British Citizen, Reporter and Photo-Journalist attached to the United Kingdom military. I am writing this message from Ar-ramadi in Iraq. We hit Iraq in May 12, 2003 and have moved around a few times building up F.O.B. around the western side of the country as well as missions into Baghdad, with attacks by insurgents everyday and car bombs, we managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family which we found in his palace shortly after his arrest, The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money out of Iraqi, since it is a war zone although partially ended but the daily activities of suicide bombers is frighteningly on the increase.

I reached an agreement with the members of my team whom are UN officials and we agreed to keep this money to ourselves and then moved the box out of Iraq to Europe (with their immunity as UN officials they are not searched at borders or Airports). Now, I am in need of a reliable and trustworthy person or company overseas whom I can confidently work with since my work does not permit me to own a foreign bank account or any personal business until retirement. I have not finished my assignment and cannot return to the UK now.

I have the honor to confide this information in you and to request for your pleasure to assist in receiving and secure the money for us pending our retirement from service. You are therefore expected and advised to display high degree of maturity,responsibility and understanding in handling this information. I will give you all the details in my next mail when you have indicated your interest and commitment to work with me. Always remember that this is the highest confidence and trust any person can response on the other,especially when it is considered that we did not know ourselves before.

I hope you will honor me too. We can come over to join you for sharing and to guarantee that we have unlimited access to you before and when the funds hit your account. Moreso for an effective and easy communication I will advice that you furnish me with your phone numbers and other necessary details to make me rest assured that you are geniune.

Posted by Iñigo at Octubre 27, 2005 05:14 PM

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